"Party-vi" (party-vi)
10/10/2016 at 17:45 • Filed to: drugs, #highonOppo, club openings, fiery poops, ModsRCool, ExceptForSweden, hail satan | 10 | 100 |
ATTENTION ASSORTED SPARE IKEA FASTENERS AND ARMCHAIR CAR EXPERTS:
Do you want to make fancy-ass posts on Oppo? Can you fog a mirror? If you think you’ve got what it takes (and some commenting history) comment on this post and offer pre-WWII race cars as tribute and I’ll add you as an author between my general lack of enthusiasm for work and fiery Taco Bell poops. And believe me, they are quite fiery. Remember that one Simpsons scene where Hank Scorpio is setting things ablaze with a flamethrower? That, but my ass.
ETA: If you currently have authorship you need not apply; I already know you can fog a mirror.
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Read it. Embrace it. Love it.
not for canada - australian in disguise
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:47 | 1 |
can i have authorship
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:49 | 1 |
Sounds lame I’ll pass
Party-vi
> not for canada - australian in disguise
10/10/2016 at 17:49 | 9 |
yes i shall ban you and then add your authorship back look i did it wow yay *confetti*
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:49 | 3 |
Oooh ooh. Pick me! I want to pretend that I’m a relevant automotive journalist too!
Party-vi
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/10/2016 at 17:50 | 6 |
Pass? Like drugs? YOU SMOKING DOPE ON MY BLOG SON!?!?
HammerheadFistpunch
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:50 | 1 |
Welp, I know what tag Im using more of
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/tag/fiery-poops
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:50 | 3 |
MY SWAG DON’T STOP
Xyl0c41n3
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:51 | 1 |
Enzo wants to know why TF you ate at Toxic Hell in the first place.
Also, I already have authorship (to the chagrin of many), but can I haz moar?
S65
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:52 | 1 |
How fun is it to be mod?
CB
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:52 | 1 |
Only if you put some locks on the basement door.
Party-vi
> S65
10/10/2016 at 17:52 | 4 |
10 out of 10, if it were actually out of 100.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:52 | 1 |
Yes author me oh great Party vi
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:53 | 2 |
Yes now calm down and wait your turn.
Party-vi
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/10/2016 at 17:54 | 6 |
BEHOLD MORTAL I HAVE GONE BACK IN TIME TO AUTHOR YOU BEFORE YOUR REQUEST WAS MADE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
ToyotaFamily
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:57 | 1 |
bam, race cah
Berang
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:59 | 0 |
what’s oppo
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 17:59 | 1 |
I fog oh-so-many mirrors and already have authorship. Now my post that I just wrote will get buried in the sands of Oppo...
facw
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:01 | 3 |
I would like posting privilages.
What’s the worst that could happen...
scoob
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:02 | 4 |
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:08 | 0 |
Is an authorship anything like a mothership? Like a “nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits” mothership?
Also, this mirror-fogging thing: are farts okay or breath only?
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Xyl0c41n3
10/10/2016 at 18:10 | 1 |
As food substitutes go, Torgo Smell is actually remarkably similar to a non-descript wrapped comestible of some kind. It’s only in post-processing that the lie is exposed.
TahoeSTi
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:10 | 1 |
Just went to the restroom and confirmed Ii can fog the mirror...How’s a v16 hillclimber. 1939 Type C/D V16 hillclimb car:
Frenchlicker
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:11 | 1 |
The only requirement is fog a mirror? What is this, Colonial Penn life insurance?
SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:14 | 0 |
Ooooh, Pick me! Long time lurker stuck in the grays. I have a Miata and a TDI so nothing unique there. However, I plan on buying a cool car soon. Looking (and test driving) a wide array of vehicles including a Morgan 3 Wheeler, a 348, 997 911, Evora, and 4C. I think it would be interesting posting my experiences on OPPO.
An Auto Union I stole from Motor Authority for your time:
speedygopher
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:16 | 0 |
I desire to share my worldview and taste in automobilia. Sign me up, por favor.
kgman
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:20 | 1 |
Can I have authorship?
TheHondaBro
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:23 | 0 |
Club Penguin > Club Openings
WRXforScience
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:24 | 0 |
Pre WWII:
Pre WWIII
(Me in mine). Hope this is enough Oppo cred.
Xyl0c41n3
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:24 | 3 |
;_;
*sniffle*
e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:33 | 0 |
I would like to have authorshipness. Clearly as you can see I can make up fantastic sounding words.
LongbowMkII
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:38 | 0 |
We’re not worthy!
LongbowMkII
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/10/2016 at 18:40 | 1 |
Brah.
AestheticsInMotion
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:41 | 0 |
I want in
The Lurktastic Opponaught
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 18:51 | 1 |
Don’t do it kids. It leads to all sorts of weird mechanical fetishes.
yamahog
> S65
10/10/2016 at 18:58 | 2 |
LIKE THE LIMIT OF AN OSCILLATING FUNCTION, FUN DOES NOT EXIST
yamahog
> Berang
10/10/2016 at 19:01 | 2 |
nm, what’s oppo with u?
Matt Nichelson
> yamahog
10/10/2016 at 19:06 | 0 |
Surely it can’t be that bad, can it?
Theropod
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 19:06 | 2 |
Sure, why not? And as tribute, and because I’m old, I offer a pre-WWI race car with W1 ace Eddie Rickenbacker at the wheel.
Matt Nichelson
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 19:09 | 0 |
Get me authorship on the FP so I can defend us BMW drivers who aren’t completely awful, then we’ll talk.
Well, maybe we are a little awful. Not completely though.
Leonardo DiCabriolet
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 19:29 | 0 |
I haz da authorships yes?
Spaniel in a Bentley for your time.
Mondial goes to 11
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 19:35 | 0 |
I can’t fog a mirror and all I want are fancy ass-posts . Can I has authorship anyways? This looks much different without the skin and wings. Photo via Autoevolution. If you’re stumped, it’s this .
jimz
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 19:44 | 0 |
sure. I doubt I’d use it much, but it’d be nice to have. I have some pic dumps from summer events.
comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 20:01 | 0 |
Are you just going to tell me I don’t exist again?
comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer
> comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer
10/10/2016 at 20:01 | 0 |
Don’t go breaking my heart....
sn4cktimes
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 20:01 | 0 |
I could use some authoring privileges to chronicle my battle to road-worthy an AMC Eagle Wagon. and for the low price of the 1st Indy 500 winner (the car, not the person, we all know who the real winner is) I present this Marmon Wasp.
Party-vi
> scoob
10/10/2016 at 20:13 | 1 |
MRW I hear crack
Party-vi
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/10/2016 at 20:14 | 1 |
If your farts fog a mirror they are carrying too much moisture.
Party-vi
> Matt Nichelson
10/10/2016 at 20:16 | 2 |
You and I both know BMW drivers don’t need any defense - hell we’re better than everyone else anyway HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gets in 14 year old beater with a roundel on the hood*
Party-vi
> Eric @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2016 at 20:17 | 0 |
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the posts of our Oppositelock
Party-vi
> comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer
10/10/2016 at 20:19 | 0 |
OH SHIT SON GUESS WHAT CHICKEN BUTT YOU’RE IN!!!
Party-vi
> facw
10/10/2016 at 20:20 | 1 |
Added’d. welcome aboard.
Party-vi
> Theropod
10/10/2016 at 20:22 | 0 |
Welcome and thank you
Party-vi
> kgman
10/10/2016 at 20:22 | 0 |
For the Beast of Turin? Absolutely.
comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 20:27 | 0 |
I be like ^^^^
Matt Nichelson
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 20:28 | 0 |
And this is why I like you
Die-Trying
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 20:29 | 0 |
pssst..........
Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 20:40 | 0 |
Hey there, can I get some authorship for my phone and big computer?
Stephenson Valve Gear
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 21:00 | 0 |
Why yes, I think I would enjoy some authorship, if you are so inclined to grant a wee bit to me. I have read through “A Slightly Revised OppositeLock Handbook for Commenting and Posting” and promise to do my level best to be excellent to each other. I also promise to not give you cooties - I only give them out one at a time, as in “The Cootie”.
Stephenson Valve Gear
> Stephenson Valve Gear
10/10/2016 at 21:02 | 1 |
Forgot to mention that I did check, and I am quite capable of fogging a mirror. That one is going right to the top of the resume’.
Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 21:09 | 0 |
I have a pair of boobs to show you...
also I’m currently in the process of writing the longest post I wrote since April of last year
facw
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 21:17 | 0 |
Thanks!
arl
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 21:20 | 0 |
May I have authorship? It would be lovely....
Here’s an old Benz
http://www.conceptcarz.com/images/Mercedes/12-Mercedes_GP_DV-09-PVGP-03.jpg
citrus
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 21:36 | 0 |
I can into authorship?
2017 heritage grand sport as offering
Theropod
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 22:08 | 0 |
Thanks!
The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
> Party-vi
10/10/2016 at 23:05 | 0 |
Can I have it? I trusted a light gray line on my GPS in my FWD (open-diff), 6spd, Juke with the least off road tires though mud & slippery rocks. I also have a PhD in shit posting.
Party-vi
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
10/11/2016 at 08:04 | 1 |
Added, but even though you have a PhD we’ll need 10 years experience to consider you an entry level shit poster.
Party-vi
> citrus
10/11/2016 at 08:05 | 0 |
I said pre-war cars, not plastic Chevys.
Fine. You’re in.
Party-vi
> arl
10/11/2016 at 08:06 | 0 |
Yas benz!
Party-vi
> Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
10/11/2016 at 08:06 | 1 |
NEED MORE BLUNION05 POSTS!!!
Party-vi
> Stephenson Valve Gear
10/11/2016 at 08:07 | 0 |
Noice. This is quality old car picture.
Party-vi
> Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
10/11/2016 at 08:09 | 0 |
...you don’t have authorship already? Aren’t you old?
/added
Party-vi
> Die-Trying
10/11/2016 at 08:11 | 0 |
tsssp
Party-vi
> SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
10/11/2016 at 08:13 | 1 |
Thievery is the best form of flattery! You’re in.
Party-vi
> sn4cktimes
10/11/2016 at 08:14 | 0 |
mmm old car goodness. Bam. In.
Party-vi
> jimz
10/11/2016 at 08:15 | 0 |
Added’d’ed’d.
Party-vi
> Mondial goes to 11
10/11/2016 at 08:15 | 0 |
bam. in.
Party-vi
> Leonardo DiCabriolet
10/11/2016 at 08:16 | 0 |
that handle is a 10 out of 10.
Party-vi
> AestheticsInMotion
10/11/2016 at 08:17 | 0 |
well that’s not gone well. boosh. in.
Party-vi
> The Lurktastic Opponaught
10/11/2016 at 08:17 | 0 |
is that a Lego portal axle???
Party-vi
> e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
10/11/2016 at 08:18 | 0 |
ZHP owner? Hmm not sure if want.
/done
Party-vi
> Xyl0c41n3
10/11/2016 at 08:19 | 0 |
AWW YISS MOTHA FUCKIN AUTO UNION/MERCEDES!!!
Party-vi
> WRXforScience
10/11/2016 at 08:19 | 0 |
Can’t see shit captain. but you’re in.
Party-vi
> TheHondaBro
10/11/2016 at 08:20 | 0 |
this is obviously pro-Club Penguin propaganda and will not be tolerated.
Party-vi
> speedygopher
10/11/2016 at 08:20 | 0 |
donezo.
Party-vi
> TahoeSTi
10/11/2016 at 08:22 | 0 |
hell yes. in.
Party-vi
> ToyotaFamily
10/11/2016 at 08:22 | 0 |
bam. authaship.
citrus
> Party-vi
10/11/2016 at 08:33 | 0 |
Think of it as pre WW3
The Lurktastic Opponaught
> Party-vi
10/11/2016 at 08:43 | 0 |
Yes, on the Unimog set from a few years ago.
Monkey B
> Party-vi
10/11/2016 at 11:23 | 0 |
I’d like some of that
Party-vi
> Monkey B
10/11/2016 at 11:31 | 1 |
added bruh
DynamicWeight
> Party-vi
10/11/2016 at 12:21 | 0 |
Hey, so how about I know it’s not what you asked for, but how about a sample of actual original content I would like to contribute.
Bap
> Party-vi
10/11/2016 at 13:59 | 0 |
I too enjoy Taco- Bell poops! And...authorship? :D
Bap
> Party-vi
10/11/2016 at 14:02 | 0 |
I too enjoy Taco- Bell poops! And...authorship? :D
Boosted2k - I Make Videos and Put Them on YouTube
> Party-vi
10/11/2016 at 14:06 | 0 |
I too enjoy Taco- Bell poops! And...authorship? :D
Boosted2k - I Make Videos and Put Them on YouTube
> Party-vi
10/11/2016 at 14:07 | 0 |
I too enjoy Taco-Bell poops! And...authorship! :D
Boosted2k - I Make Videos and Put Them on YouTube
> Boosted2k - I Make Videos and Put Them on YouTube
10/11/2016 at 14:09 | 0 |
Party-vi
> Boosted2k - I Make Videos and Put Them on YouTube
10/11/2016 at 15:17 | 0 |
gnarly. you’re in.
Party-vi
> DynamicWeight
10/11/2016 at 15:17 | 0 |
Original content? What do you think this is, Imgur? Repost or GTFAC.
/you’re in
DynamicWeight
> Party-vi
10/11/2016 at 15:57 | 0 |
Wooo! Thank you
Stephenson Valve Gear
> Party-vi
10/11/2016 at 16:48 | 1 |
I concur, it is a wonderful old car picture. When you combine a vintage race car sporting wood spoke wheels with hand lettering/numbering, give it a name like “The Cootie”, then put what appears to be Christopher Walken’s grandfather in it and take a picture with the White House in the background... well, if that doesn’t scream, “MURICA!” I don’t know what does. PS: Many thanks for the authorship.